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When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
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The Most amazing guy in the universe. the hottest guy you will ever lay eyes on. Brandon Wood is an amazingly kind and loving individual that is always there to listen but also needs someone to listen for him. Brandon Wood plays guitar and is in a band. Brandon wood has a killer smile and amazing hair. Brandon Wood lives far away from his girlfriend that loves him more than life itself. Brandon Wood is an amazing person all together and is loved by everyone.
My boyfriend is Brandon Wood.
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verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.
when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.
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A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.
Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.
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A mix between Korbel brandy and diet coke. This mixture gives off a hint of wood which gives it its name
Brad and Trent be sippin' on that good wood
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n.
Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.
That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.
Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol
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When a skier hits a tree while skiing.
Example 1:
Skier 1: Yo I caught an edge and ate wood at 40 mph!
Skier 2: God dammit I hate you.
Skier 1: why did you say that?
Example 2:
Hahahaha did you see that stupid lith bag eat wood!?
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