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Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.
Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.
"The meatballs on that sub were so big, that I ended up with three whole bites of cuck bread!"
Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.
A man who holds a chair with his left leg, and then says his wife that he threw a chair at his son, and then headbutts his wife.
Oh my god! My dad is suck a cuck duckier because i have a plastic chair, i think i should break up with him!
when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock
dude, i need a curry cuck suck right now
are you sure that's not halal ?
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A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off