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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022


King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.

Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.

by Mo DePig May 28, 2025


King Cuck

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities

Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck

by Pico64827 August 24, 2023


Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 25, 2018


Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.

This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.

by CatchingRays February 28, 2025


Non-Binary Cuck

A cuckold that does not conform to gender/societal norms. Identifies with having 0 "parts" and is asexual

My brother Alexander is a Non-Binary Cuck. I'm so happy that he is being his true self. It's extraordinary

by Imyourdadalex_ September 15, 2022


cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.

"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"

by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021