Wet Sack

A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.

#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"

#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"

#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"

#2"No"

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Daddy Sack

See Coin Purse; Sack which holds the marbles of man.

She sucked my daddy sack.

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drop sack

verb/: to master or conquor something.
also known as dropping nutz or balls, often used with the preposition "on"

1. bob: man, you really kicked ass on that double black diamond!
me: yeah, i haven't been motivated all season, but today i knew i had to drop sack on that shit

2. bob: how'd you do on that test?
me: dropped balls all over it

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Money Sack

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.

--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."

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sad sack

1. a sack of sadness

2. a character from the 80's childrens cartoon "Raggy Dolls"

fuck you're a sad sack
don't be such a sad sack or i'll punch you in the mouth

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sack-lumpos

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle. the main difference between these and scrotum tits are that in the case of sack-lumpos, milk does not seap out o fthe scrotal pores.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin sack-lumpos, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b"
"My sack-lumpos is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

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pussy sack

A more advanced and better version of when a female stores snacks inside her vagina.

Im so hungry, lets check my pussy sack for some food.

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