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A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying
Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."
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A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non
Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
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a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker
stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old
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Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--
2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream
Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.
A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.
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Pretty much the ideal 32-16 bit operating system for high end DOS gaming PCs (80486DX-33 up to Pentium III). A great thing about this OS it that it's compatible both with late 90's complex programs for Windows and is still compatible with older MS-DOS programs. This is the last good OS built from DOS (ME was the absolute last but had major stability problems and other issues). It's high performance and large compatibility makes it a great Gaming OS for systems in the late 90's.
I installed Windows 98 on my Pentium 133 with 32 MB of RAM with a Sound Blaster 32, S3 Virge with ISA and PCI.
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When you try to have sex and can't get it up.
I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.
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An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
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