The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.
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A stupid dirty whore who likes to penetrate bitches like they ainβt no tomorrow he haddddd a big dick but it got amputated cause he fucked someone to much and then he switched genders so sex could be easy for him and then he got a new replacement dick he eats shit shits shit loves shit hates shit dawgs shit scoops shit eats shit for breakfast and bounces on big booty black bitches like he ainβt got nothing to look forward too and he also like turd and Apple smoothies
Fuck me hard Austin Davis
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A fat lazy fuck bad at everything.
Ur and Austin H
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The one couple that no matter what, will never be seperated, even though Austin fucks up a lot. This couple's love will endure forever and they will forever be happy, until the end of everything
How long have they been together?
24 years
Wow they're such an Abby and Austin couple
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One of the sweetest and most perfect people you will meet π
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