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When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
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when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car
Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!
A shot consisting glass of white wine dropped into a mug of Billy Goat Dark Beer. Only available at The Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago, IL.
Billy and his friend Billy enjoyed Billy Bombs on Tuesday night which meant they did not enjoy Wednesday morning.
When Yosemite national parked was bombed by a fugitive Alaskan fisherman.
Yosemite got fucking bombed.
Bombing of Yosemite
The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.
Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.
REM bombs is the act of farting while you are in a deep sleep. Typically noticed by someone sleeping with or near you.
Last night my boyfriend let off a few REm bombs that nearly choked me out.