xtina's boobs

Gigantic, heavenly mountains of flesh, adorned by nipples most commonly covered with pixelated black stars. Glorious.

Hey, did you see bewbs.jpg? xtina's boobs are huge!

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boob check

The act performed when a woman checks to make sure her breasts are in place and not inadvertently exposed.

"Check out this picture of Natalie Portman doing a boob check."

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boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

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double boob

when the top of a girl's bra ends up mid-boob and creates hangover boob

"Dude, that girl has some serious double boob. It looks like she has four tits."

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Boob on the hooter

Uttered by musically gifted English crackhead, Pete Doherty, after hearing a nasty comment Morrisey made about him. Meaning is unclear, but linguists believe despite the sexual connotations, most people on the recieving end of such "boobing" are 50 year old virgins. Staple threat on The Strokes' internet message board.

"Ray Ray said that the last Strokes album wasn't as sexygreat as the first. We ought to boob him on the hooter."

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Boob Shot

The act of throwing candy(like skittles) or other tidbits down a girls shirt/cleavage for the purpose of watching her retrieve it.

Huge boobs and low shirts are the best for Boob Shots!

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boob bucks

currency pinned to the chest of a shirt on one's birthday. Tradition holds that on your birthday, you must pin a dollar to your shirt and others donate cash until the end of the day. The result is a chain of bills called Boob Bucks.

I racked up $58 in boob bucks on my birthday!

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