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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.

My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!

by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021


Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024


the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020


Chicagoed out

Chicagoed out is a term meaning of being drunk, or really really high, even cross faded. Because Chicago is disoriented and ignorant city. It’s an unsafe feeling when chicagoed out feeling like you are Chicago.

Group of friends: Let’s grab beer.
Person: A partner B is already chicagoed out.

by Jo icamp April 12, 2024


Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 9, 2024


Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 15, 2021


Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 23, 2019