1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.
2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises
Ay bro, can I get a classical hug
Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota
Wow he is such a classic prick
A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.
Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?
Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently
When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.
This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!