Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
A mob from Minecraft that likes to blow up everything you love. Nobody likes the creeper they're always "Trying to steal all of our stuff again!" They even blow up your diamonds.
*In class*
Jake(shouting):"Creeper?"
Everyone who knows the lyrics:"Awww man"
Joe Biden. Smells little girls and boys hair as he pulls them close and gropes them while their parents look on helplessly. Let's Go Brandon!
The Creeper bumbled through the tightly scripted event, and afterwards grabbed Senator Ray's daughter by both shoulders as she struggled to escape his Nosferatu grasp. He then inhaled a huge whiff of her girlish essence in an attempt to steal gratification.
A thing from Minecraft that looks like a walking dildo
Person1: Hey is that a creeper over there
Person 2: no I think that's a big ass dildo