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soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus
Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday
It's pussy but your using a condom
Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?
When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.
I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke
shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.
Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.
After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.
Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.
"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.
Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.
"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"