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A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.
Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!
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An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
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A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.
I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.
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A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself
When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant
Thats a dead battery in a dildo
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A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.
I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.
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When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
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