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1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.
1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.
1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.
2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
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Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"
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When the douchiness abounds.
Douchiness galore.
Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.
a vessel in which you store you douche contents
Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina
1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.
2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.
1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"
"Mindy? Total douche blindness."
2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"
A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.
Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.
To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.
What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?