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Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019


gas-memeing

When one posts a gif/meme on social media, especially on Facebook, pushing their agenda, they are gas-memeing.

That Facebook post with the picture of low gas prices from the pandemic isn't fooling anyone. Everyone knows demand was down because of the national shut-down. That guy is just gas-memeing.

by Clive Hyde August 5, 2023


Gas Chamber

Where a group of people circle around you and fart in your face for sexual pleasure.

Man Rob really enjoyed that Gas Chamber earlier.

by Bearish_Rouge November 20, 2019


gas murder

What happens when a gas murderer farts.

It was gas murder in the back of the bus, that fart was so nasty it hurts to think about it. gas murderer

by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009


gas station

an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.

-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

by Raccooninabox November 19, 2006

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Gas up

To smoke high quality cannabis, aka Gas.

Ay fam just reupped we bout to gas up.

by Jonnybgoney December 19, 2020

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Fear gas

Fear gas is the gas that you spray out of your butt after eating a combination of foods and enjoying drinks that cause a painful mix of gas.

Fear gas can also clear out a few aisles in a store, give you more space on a crowded train, and is a simple way of getting back at your friends after they prank you.

Also, things such as a combination of hot wings, chili dogs and beer can produce fear gas.

Mary : Hey Bob, how come there aren't any shoppers in aisle 6?

Bob: Some shopper sprayed some fear gas while he was in aisle 6.

by Bluelager November 26, 2010

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