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What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.
Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!
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A type of prank where one man drops his pants and underwear in order to fart with his bare ass right in another man's face.
The worst April Fool's Day ever was when my brother gave me a Hairy Uncle.
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When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.
Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.
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Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.
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a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist
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What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".
Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!