"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*
To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!
Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you
True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.
"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"
Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
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A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.
random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."
I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”