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The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.
Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"
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Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
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A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!
Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!
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Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.
I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.
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The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.
I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.
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Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!
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A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."