Random
Source Code
Random
A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.
"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.
16👍 3👎
The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.
Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!
14👍 3👎
A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
I gave that girl a fluid washing machine last night
11👍 2👎
when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
53👍 20👎
After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
19👍 5👎
The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit
Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting
16👍 4👎