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a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them
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Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.
Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.
A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should
god damn its the hottie jonathan
Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
jonathan is my first love. he is the definition of perfection. jonathan is loyal, kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, and handsome. I’m still with him now and it is February 12, 2023. We have been dating for a little over 2 months, not 3 months yet. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through, how they feel, and what they see in a person. Once I look into those beautiful brown eyes of his I lose all sense of my surroundings. I get so lost into his eyes and the way he looks at me and that gorgeous smile. The way he looks at me is so special and indescribable. I’m always so nervous around him. Like I said before He is my first love , I’ve never loved someone like I love jonathan . And love is such a strong and powerful feeling.It consumes your entire being and changes you. Jonathan has changed me, and I like who I am with him in my life.
Jonathan, my first love.
Jonathan is someone who would be your first love. He would steal your heart. Would he break it? maybe. Idk. Jonathan was my first love , and still is. He’s very athletic, smart ( even tho he likes to pretend he isn’t), funny, kind, caring, thoughtful, a little mean sometimes, handsome. He is my pretty boy. I love him with my whole heart with my whole being of a person. I love him. I would absolutely do anything for him. He just doesn’t fully understand the things I would put myself through for him. Ik people say this a lot and it might have lost its meaning because of that reason but it’s true, words absolutely cannot express what I feel for him. How much I love him. I crave his touch, his look, his voice, I crave him. I need him to survive. If I lose him, there would be no purpose in life. He is and will always be my first love and nothing can change that. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through and how they feel. I never want to lose him. AHHHH how is he so perfect.
person 1- wow he’s so sweet and nice and caring and handsome i’m starting to really like this guy
person 2- oh I haven’t seen you like this about a boy since Jonathan
person 1- yea.. but nobody will ever be better than him.. I miss him
person 2- you were really in love with him
person 1- how could I not be, he was perfect, everything about him was…