Low Watt

Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.

Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.

Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."

Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"

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Low-G

Also Known As Logan Soley...His Rapp Name...M-unit prefers to call him L-O-dubble-G-izzle.

She-O-dubble-Eena-''Su'p My L-O-dubble-G-izzle?''
Low-G-'' Notta Whole lot..I been low key''

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hang low

One Titty is bigger

Honey one hang low. Your fault U keep sucking my left tit now suck on the right one. then maybe they both hang low!

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Low IQ

People who spend more than 1 hour daily on their phones. You lose 10 points for each extra min.

OMG her phone screen time is 3 hours PER DAY!!! She must have a low IQ

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low point

Low point means the worst moment of something.

Ex: The low point of my life was when I got arrested

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low-pressure

Low-pressure meaning of having low pressure is as having no stress or simply being very laid back

tommy: that person has such a low-pressure
person: yea he sure does cook like one laid back mother f*cker

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knee lows

The breast of a woman that have lost all elasticity, and the breast hang down at knee level.

Dude! Check out that hot grandma she has some awesome knee lows. I want to lick them.

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