Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

4 eighty nine

from a song remix called: Christmas acidjazz

Its from an ad promoting sales in a store, the character whos promoting the sales is called hhgreg

hey do you like the song 4 eighty nine?

Nosey nine

When two lovers go nostrils to nostrils (in a 69 fashion) and then proceed to breathe. When one inhales, the other exhales. And vice versa.

Her: so what’s your kink, sugarlips?
Him: Have you ever heard of a nosey nine?

“Man I just saw some lesbians doin’ a nosey nine behind that dumpster! They must really love eachother”

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.