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My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!
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Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
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"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox
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1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.
2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."
"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
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You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.
Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?
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Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
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