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1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
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The act of dominating a project, contest, or game and making it so one-sided that it gives the appearance to any third-person perspective that one has transformed into a massive man-eating beast that is both invulnerable and omnipotent.
I don't know why the Patriots showed up today. The Chiefs are doing Beast Work on them.
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To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop
'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'
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An expression that is generally used in a negative context and when referring to an individual that is often selfish, foolish, careless, etc.
Friend: "John got three tickets to the big game on Saturday, but rather than inviting us he is taking a couple of girls he met just last night".
Me: "That guy is a real piece of work".
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Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.
Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.
"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."
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the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or getting drunk.
Megan: What are you doing tonight?
Kevin: I'm doin' work.
Megan: Do you have a lot of work to do?
Kevin: Yes, I'm workin' overtime.
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