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When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.
Austin: That's so gross dude.
Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .
Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.
I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.
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The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure
Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend
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