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National Kiss A Skater Boy Day
It’s October 31st you know what that means
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Girl 1: I really wish I could slap my ex and the bitch he cheated on me with
Girl 2: you can it’s October 25
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national she suck u like dracula day
on october 25 she gonna suck ya dick
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Where your girlfriends scrunchie day
Since were together I get to wear your scrunchie because it's October 22nd
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What happens to a girl's thighs when she sits down on a mesh chair in a skirt then gets up about 15 minutes later and the pattern is pressed into her skin.
The only downside to short skirts is the October waffle.
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If you were born on this day you are the most powerful being In the universe only those also born on October 13 can rival your power
Person1: did you know he is born on October 13th?
Person 2: that explains how he can throw buildings with his finger
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October 3rd is national give your boyfriend/girlfriend a handjob or fingering session.
Bf: hey can I get a handjob
Gf: sure it’s October 3
Bf: nice
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