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When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit
I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
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A very hot female who is called this when attractive/someone finds her attractive, same meaning as daddy material but with a female.
“God you’re such mommy material, you could literally do anything to me”
The sexy mother of Carl. Cheryl, but also Tessa. Hot mom
Chris: wow, look at that Hot chick
Hank: Yeah, she’s a real Mommy Cormier
Carl: cool & fun
The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.
"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."
it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.