Beer Bitch

a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. Although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately associated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide sexual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.

Tom was not looking forward to being a beer bitch at Oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for BG all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.

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beer bitches

Women who supply alcoholic beverages to thirsty golfers on the golf course.

Golfer " It's hot out here. Where are the beer bitches?"

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Beer Circle

The composition of at least 60 beer cans completing a full circle around a bonfire. All cans must be fully drank and then placed side by side until the circle is full. In most cases this consists of a group effort as it takes a minimum of two thirties to finish a circle. Any circle consisting of less than 60 beers is considered incomplete, inadequate and the participants should not feel any sense of accomplishment.

Upon completion of the beer circle it is appropriate for all who added to shotgun a full beer and throw it in the fire; yelling, shouting, screaming and intense make-out seshes should accompany this. Everyone should acknowledge that they cannot leave the fire until it has completely burned out. It will probably be around 3 or 4am at this time; many will be passed out and will wake up in the morning with casual beach goers staring awkwardly at them as they walk by.

The completion of a beer circle is something to be cherished and should be considered a life-long goal to any who have not finished one.

Marisa: Sooo... what's your goal this summer?
Billy: I gotta finish a beer circle before schools starts again. I'll cry if i don't.
Marisa: Totessss. I'll help and drink only 3 beers cause I'm a lightweight.

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Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

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Beer Cat

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.

Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.

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quiet beer

A beer with just one or two good friends. Discussion can be intimate, but not homosexual in nature.

Typically lasts for 1 or 2 beers, but doesn't exceed 3.

Normally an event performed with someone who lives close by.

Australian term.

"Hey dude, wanna swing round for a quiet beer"
"Yeah boss, be over in a tick"

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breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

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