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During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
being a pervert and stalking people for info
im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,
The act of putting one's penis's head into another's foreskin. Similar to docking, except you seal it for good with glue.
Michael and David are casing each other with hot sticky gooey glue as they exchange French kisses.
Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.
Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.
The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.
A medium height white not very good looking pedophile who trys to pick up girls and ends up getting blocked oh and never gets of off the xbox.
jaden case is a pedophile