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An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).
Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.
A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck
To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.
The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.
bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
why do i have an onion plz i wanna know
When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion
Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!