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A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.
Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.
Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.
A man who sucks a married mans pee pee
wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE
When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.
The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.
1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
coolidiculous term for swear words
If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
When someone hooks their shot every single time.
"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."