A man who sucks a married mans pee pee
wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE
An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt
Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"
Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.
Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?
Entire Clemente family: Argh!
Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.
Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.