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Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?
Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom
Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!
Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM
Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
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Nagasaki racing snake means skinny,very skinny.
Skinnier than a Nagasaki racing snake.
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Hill climb racing is a game where you drive a vehicle in a landscape with obstacles and try not to break your neck or run out of gas.
You can unlock new vehicles and new stages to race on and upgrade your vehicles. This game is very fun so remember, use your money wisely
Boy 1: hey dude, look at this cool game I’m playing
Boy 2: what’s it called?
Boy 1: it’s called hill climb racing. You race on cool maps in stuff on here. It’s so lit.
Boy 2: oh, that looks pretty cool. I’ll download it and delete fortnite. That game was so yesterday. Lol
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A retarded game made for people who cant afford to get a PC
You guys wanna play Assoluto Racing?
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When you go into a neighborhood that isn't familar to you and find yourself surrounded by other ethnic groups other than your own.
Billy Joe Bob: Man the scenary around here is quite colorful!
Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?
Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.
Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!
Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?
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comeback to roast the persons whole race. worst then ur mom gay and the other roast’s combined, but aimed at a race.
Jordan: ur mom gay lol
Chase: ur dad lesbian
Jordan: ur sister a mister
Chase: ur brother a brother
Jordan: ur family tree LGBT
Chase: ur race a disgrace
Jordan: dies
A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!