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Gay Republican

A political identity characterized by being both gay and a member of the Republican Party, embodying a unique blend of personal and political values. Far from being a contradiction, a Gay Republican strives to bridge the gap between diverse communities and political ideologies. They are likened to a modern-day Abraham Lincoln, aiming to unite a divided nation by promoting understanding, inclusivity, and common ground. Despite facing skepticism from all sides, they advocate for a more cohesive society where diverse identities and beliefs can coexist harmoniously.

As a Gay Republican, he worked tirelessly to bring together conservative values and LGBTQ+ rights, hoping to inspire unity and progress in the spirit of Lincoln.

by Maverick22_ July 18, 2024


Carpool Republican

A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.

I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!

by CapitolHillNJ November 17, 2021


Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.

“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”

by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 19, 2019


Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020


Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020


Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican

There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.

by joecoolthefool July 12, 2017


Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

by The Original Tankboy October 14, 2017