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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives

Jim:Hey, that chic ranks 7 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!

Joe:C'mon dude, get a life!

by sexy human September 10, 2016

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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph June 9, 2007

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1-10 female atractiveness scale

A scale of how hot a girl is.

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale

by Epicface999 September 13, 2016

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On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021


Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022


Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.

Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.

by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021


Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 19, 2020