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certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by December 7, 2023


fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017


Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 2, 2020


Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017


Deep fried squid pancakes

A spineless group of people with no morals or respect, whom lacks brain cells.

Look at those deep fried squid pancakes!!!

by GabeMasterCash December 26, 2017


Squid Kiss

A tattoo.

Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.

by vlogz17 May 8, 2023


Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019