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Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 March 26, 2014

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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 7, 2020


Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister February 18, 2011

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Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin March 7, 2016

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Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.

At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.

by Iodydingus May 30, 2017

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Squidding

When one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.

"Stop squidding LaFupa and have some conviction with what you say."

by Tristen June 22, 2014

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Squid

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta

We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.

by Wawa February 22, 2003

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