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sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022


Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021


Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021


Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.

"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"

by Undun July 13, 2020


Twat stamp

A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021


oyster stamp

Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window

Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window

by Squirrel man boy June 22, 2024


stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.

Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.

by attila t hun December 1, 2011