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The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.
Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!
*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!
When a guy brings his A game during a sex session.
Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.
Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
"Totally real" famous lime from JJK where Gojo is standing looking up at the sky while he screams I stroke my pickle do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do
when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP