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Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
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The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.
My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.
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"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox
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1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.
2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."
"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
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Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.
Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!
What a tasty idea!
OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
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You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.
Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?
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