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Panda Threat Level
The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?
A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
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A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.
"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"
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cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world
person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!
person 2: wait who?!
person 1: That guy! (points)
person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.
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Big ass black pandas with wings
Holy crap, that flying panda nigger just ate my dog
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The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.
Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.
Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
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