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The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.
Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?
Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.
Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.
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1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.
1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.
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the act of placing a dead body in a heated water bed and letting it brew for 3 months. then pricking a pin hole in the bed and drinking the water that pours out.
getting people tea is hard, sometimes skin that slid off of the bone plugs the spout.
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A locker room or shower where guys see one another naked.
I love to frequent the tea room at the University if Kansas because the regular guys using the gym share the same showers as all of the straight boys on the swim team.
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Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.
"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."
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code word for "having sex" used mostly when around people you dont want to know about your sex life
Me and Andy Bob had a cup of tea while watching Brooke Knows Best the other day. It was the best cup of tea I've had in awhile!
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A substance that is made when a cum rag is soaked in water. The dried crust spunk lifts and mixes with the water like from a tea bag. Though most commonly made inadvertantly by the act of cleaning, people have been know to drink the "dry cum soaked water" on a dare or through an odd fetish.
Man, I sold my cum cloth to this gay guy I know. Nasty fuck, probly goin to make Gay Tea with it.
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