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A Phrase from the popular old old game named "Zero Wing" This saying is what a confused spaceship captain says in the english version because the translation was bad. This is also where "All your base are belong to us" comes from. If you are a nerd, you know this already.
When you get invaded by a Weird Creature and need to turn on your screen for some reason with voice command, this will be commical.
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A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....
That girl over there, I was checking her out until I saw the front. She was a turn around let down.
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Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!
no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
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describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!
nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
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An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.
Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"
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the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
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When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."