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To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.
"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "
-Delaney Crawford
The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.
When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted
Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted
An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.
This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.
Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair
To drop feces in a toilet. AKA, taking a shit.
Hey mom, sorry I missed your call. I was eliminating waste!