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This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 8, 2006

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Just one sec

Takes at least an hour or so to do something "special"

For e.g. Playing with himself usually rock, paper scissors. ;)

Jack: Hey bro you going to verse me in FIFA 20
Harry : Just one sec
Jack: Daww

by Uri Nigerian thongz Nonce May 31, 2020

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Just another namecard

A term to describe a situation when you have something that once belonged to a person, usually a performer, actor, etc. (who is now dead) but has little to no value because he/she was not widely known.

Damn... I thought this hat that that saxophonist gave to me at Grand Central station would be pricey now since he's dead... but I guess its just another namecard...

by iASerious February 24, 2012


i just carebeared

when you are so happy the energy just bursts out of you

laurel and candice are so cute that i just carebeared

by candylaureli May 15, 2011

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It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽

You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit

by Eglah September 13, 2020


just jedi memes

A star wars shitposting which posts stolen memes from star wars sithposting and should be deleted

Guy 1: hey should i post this meme?
Guy 2: na, just jedi memes will steal it

by Jonas james February 27, 2017


Not much, just steve

A way to say you're just chillin.

Freddy: Ayy sup fool?!

Andrew: Not much, just steve.

Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.

by H. Plums December 12, 2010