You and I Are Tight

A hand sign for friends.

Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.

Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".

*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*

Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!

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Ookamiza Yuni

Officially, the best female Naruto OC (original character) on all of fanfiction.net.

Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Ookamiza Yuni are Group Seven in the popular ff.net series, "The Moonlight Chronicles".

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Edwarding

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.

"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"

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Mine-Maje Character

Can be used to describe any fictional character in art, literature, fanfiction, television, whatever.
A minor-major character. A character who is not a protoganist, but the story plot could not advance without him / her / it.

Uzumaki Naruto is a major character.
Akimichi Chouji is a mine-maje character.
Tenten is a minor character.

Harry Potter is a major character.
Draco Malfoy is a mine-maje character.
Mr. Ollivander is a minor character.

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This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

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This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

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Mushroom

Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.

Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.

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