gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.

Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."

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FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

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card whore

1. A player in rummy who picks up the discard pile to prevent another player from picking up a certain card, in particular, the card they needed to finish a set or run.

2. The player who has control in the game hearts.

3. Anyone who knows all the rules to several card games.

"Man! I was going to pick up that 7 if Jeff wasn't such a card whore!"

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Hockey Cards

Sexually explicit pictures, usually sent by a female. Also another way of saying nudes. Also can be used to when swapping with a friend.

Matti- Yo did the doctor send you hockey cards last night? Cole- Yeah man she sent me nudes last night. Judson- I got her friends, wanna trade cards?

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friend card

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.

(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH

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Jill Card

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.

Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.

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calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.

Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!

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