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A penis that has an abnormally tough outer skin. Also known as a chode.
"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."
later that night...
"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."
When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
“Bro your absolute turtle toes”
Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
Man we did the verbal turtle last night
The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'
An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.
The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.