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The act of giving a woman cunnilingus, while she is on her period.
Bill gave that girl a dirty dracula on the first day of her period.
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the best, hottest and coolest xingqiu main ever. they also have the most impeccable fashion sense EVER. (i'm smelly vampire lol)
❥︎smelly vampire#0807 's fit today is so amazing.
Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.
Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.
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When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.
Julie bites her tongue while eating popcorn at school.
" She's a Butter-butt biting vampire! "
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A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.
Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.
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The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.
I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
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This computer game is chock full of bugs, glitches, an can cause an otherwise normal XP installation go blue screen seemingly at random... Oh, and it has something to do with vampires in L.A. in the World of Darkness or something. Hard to tell with those bugs. The storyline is good, but WTF is an RPG doing on the Source engine?
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a steaming pile of spider poo. It's what happens when stupid video game companies (or software companies in general) release their works too early.
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