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A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.
SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY
Davis offered his best girl friend a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend broke up with her. She saw his dick and said it was too small. Then she proceeded to ask him if he was a virgin, he said yes then he cried on her shoulder. What a simp.
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Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.
Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?
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a simp is someone who is chasing some irrelevant pussy and is brown nosing that bitch 24/7. A simp puts his sub par lady over the boys 9/10 times for nothing but a cuddle sesh. Simps are fake depressed dweebs that will do absolutely anything to get mediocre pussy, such as: buy her gifts, shower her with compliments, taking her shopping, constantly wondering what she is up to, wanting to attend her sports games. (If she or it even plays one) Simps have became a popular trend on tik tok in the past couple weeks and this is necessary to spread the word of what the SIMP is.
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The straight equivalent of faggot
Calling a straight man a simp is SUPER OFFENSIVE, like calling a gay man a faggot
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When two people simp over each other a little too much. Their friends are the victims to the cuteness overload. Okay guys we get it, you both love each other.
Ivona: Filip is such a simp.
May: But Sara is simping too! They are both crazy simps.
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