Go make your own goddamn sandwich

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

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marching to the beat of his own drum

a common euphemism for masturbation.

“You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” McCain said to cheers.

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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

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Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

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